In case anyone's wondering how we're getting to Boston, it's by way of Providence. And if you don't know where those places are, it looks like this:

http://www.mapquest.com/maps?1c=Dallas&1s=TX&2c=Providence+&2s=RI#a/maps/l:::Dallas:TX::US:32.783298:-96.800003:city:Dallas+County:1/l:::Providence:RI::US:41.823898:-71.4133:city:Providence+County:1/l:::Boston:MA::US:42.358299:-71.060303:city:Suffolk+County:1/m::3:37.556343:-83.906248:0:::::/io:1:::::f:EN:M:/e

Please follow us on our journey that starts on Thursday.